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The Toaster on eBay
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Intro (with words below spoken): 
The auction was due to end at 7.30am, so an early night was required,
But I just lay there, in me bed, unable to sleep
 
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   Watching a toaster on eBay,    knowing that we may,    soon be the owners      
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   The experience is so wearing,    tempers are flaring,    the ordeal has thrown us
 
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But don't you worry Mary, I know the waiting's scarey, But keep your nerve and in no time
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That toaster will be yours and mine, ...      ...   Oh oh o
 
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Hopefully, though part of me wishes we'd never seen, the toaster, it's made life quite stressful
 
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   Should Mary increase her bid like I told her? (Well),   circumstances may force her,    if she is outbid      
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   I'll be so glad when this auction is over,    and we have a new toaster,    for less than a quid   (fingers crossed)
 
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But don't you worry Mary, I know the waiting's scarey, I know that you are itching
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To see that toaster in our kitchen ...   
 
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I can see us now in our dressing gowns, early on a Sunday, 
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You at the table, munching toast, me emptying the crumb try,   woah-oo-o
 
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But don't you worry Mary, I know the waiting's scarey, With a little luck come Monday
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We'll be filling up that crumb tray ...   
 
Break (with words below spoken): 
And I do maintain, that the crumb tray is an add on, I don't think it's on all models, must try and get some sleep

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