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| 500 Bus Stops may | seem a tad too | many |
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| But | when you are without a car, that | number's neces | sary |
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| To | spread the message | all around, | that John Shuttleworth | is chart bound |
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| 500 Bus Stops with | me and | my friend | Kenny |
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| 500 Bus Stops, I | wish there'd not been | any |
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| And | all what for, my bottom's sore, and it | cost a pretty | penny |
| Gm | Eb | Ab | Bb |
| But we | spread the message | all around, | that John Shuttleworth | is chart bound |
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| 500 Bus Stops, I | think I | need a | Rennie |
| (Spoken over solo)Yeah it's all this travelling Ken, |
| it's playing havoc with me digestive system |
| Solo: | | Eb | | Eb | | Ab | | Bb | | Eb | | Eb | | Ab | | Bb | |
| Gm | Eb | Ab | Bb |
| Let's | spread the message | all around, | that John Shuttleworth | is chart bound |
| Eb | Ab | Bb | Eb | Cm | Ab |
| 500 Bus Stops with | me and | my friend | Kenny | | |
| Bb | Eb | Cm | Ab | Bb | Eb | Cm | Ab | Bb |
| Ad | ventures we had | many | | Mis | haps well there weren't | any | | | |
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